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1 ) 21世纪依然没有被超越的最佳政治喜剧
两年看了七遍的程度。
大二的时候在学校每天下午下了课回宿舍，泡面/面包/零食/水果然后打开播放器。
交换的时候教印度政治的老师上课说她也喜欢Yes, prime minister我差点冲上讲台跟她握手的程度。她说那个内阁秘书长叫啥，Sir啥，我大喊Sir Hamphrey!
后来有翻拍过新版，但老版实在太深入人心了，太经典了🌟
2 ) 丧钟为谁而鸣
“没有人是自成一体
与世隔绝的孤岛
每个人的死亡都是我的哀伤，
所以，
不要问丧钟为谁而鸣，
丧钟为你而鸣！”
这是一位博主解读yms3e6“道德真空”时提及的一首诗。读罢此诗，鼻子一酸，脑袋发胀，真的有种想要哭出来的冲动。
本集的观看门槛很高高。比如说政治知识的密度，就在我眼里达到了此系列绝无仅有的程度。而与之浑然成一体的，是编剧饱含智慧与哲理的政治思考的剪影。从捋清伯纳德与汉弗莱的逻辑链入手，到再次复习组阁知识，再到生硬勉强地理解党鞭等相关政治名词，甚至是弹幕一掠而过提到的斯诺登与棱镜事件…有关的这些那些，我都事无巨细地查寻、浏览并沉下心来细细琢磨。
于是，我想谈谈政治与道德，即理与情。
先说政治。
稳定。政治的目的就是稳定。国家机器，暴力机关，司法制度等，全是来维护稳定的。当时间一久，又没有革新，制度就会走向僵化，但搞政治就是求稳定啊，所以就会出现管理的目的就是为了管理的乱象，就会引发官僚们片面追求程序正义而不结合结果正义的局面。于是政治，所谓民主政治，不再是人民权益的集中体现，而成了中央操权弄术的大舞台。我们大可停下脚步来想想，我们到底要什么，人民民主还是中央至上？我从前看贵志祐介的《来自新世界》的时候深有感触。书中新世界的统治者全力以赴，营造了所谓美丽的新世界，所谓的理想乌托邦。但正所谓“哪有什么岁月静好，只不过是有人替你负重前行”，这一切不过是镜花水月。为了维稳，公职人员们动用一切平复一起起的异象。这意味着杀戮，这意味着宁可杀错一千，不愿放过一个的残暴。在传下职位，交接工作时，前任统治者对继任者女主说出了国家工作的核心观点：清浊并吞。只记得，阅读到此时，只感觉到背后发凉。如今又是一年谈政治时，我又一次地遇到了这个不想面对的难题。很显然，官僚体系里的汉弗莱们就是此观点的拥簇者，他们会叫嚣道“我们国家卖出的军火流到意大利恐怖分子手里导致无辜外国民众伤亡跟我们有什么关系？军火只有买或者不卖，要是不卖了，我们本国民众就会面临严峻的失业问题和经济问题。我们只负责国内的事。”你说否认那一条条生命的可贵痛吗？那一定是痛的。但是他们不得不这样，因为要稳定，因为社会不能失去秩序。而否定的次数多了，就成了麻木。如今是2022与2023年交际之际，深处这个波诡云谲，瞬息万变的世界，我真的太有感触了。
黄金法则之不要揭烂疮疤。结合个人知识储备，以及那句百说不厌的俗语“多一事不如少一事”，我提炼出了所谓的奥卡姆剃刀原理，即简单性原则，“如无必要，勿添实物。”说起来与蝴蝶效应也是不谋而合的。具体而言就是臭名昭著的水门事件，几条摇曳晃荡的细光柱，发展成了堂堂灯塔国总统被迫辞职；本集中当哈克凭良心执意上报首相军火问题，汉弗莱从职位不保扯到国家稳定。“丢失一个钉子，坏了一只蹄铁;坏了一只蹄铁，折了一匹战马;折了一匹战马，伤了一位骑士;伤了一位骑士，输了一场战斗;输了一场战斗，亡了一个帝国。”同样的，在政治里，一点火花就可以是致命的。
再来谈道德。
方向与良心。“而且你得时刻跟着良心走，不过你也得知道该往哪里走，因为你或许不跟它往一个方向走。”哈克想要凭良心做事，但在威逼利诱下最终只能归于妥协，所以他回到家后，端着酒杯感叹道。此处所指的方向，就是利益，个人发展，前途。人类是趋利避害的，所以我们会被这个有益的方向牵着鼻子走，而良心会使我们一次次清醒，一次次辨明是非。这是哈克眼里的世界。
“我在过去的三十年服务了十一届政府，如果我相信所有那些政策，我会反对加入共同市场，又强烈同意加入共同市场。我会坚信钢铁应该国营，再私营，最后收归国有。关于死刑呢，我会热烈支持保留，又会强烈支持废除。我会追随凯恩斯主义和弗里德曼主义，会主张保留并取消文法学校，热爱国有化，支持私有化。总而言之，我会语无伦次，精神分裂。”当伯纳德垂下头，认真的问，“有一天我的道德也会真空吗？如果我们是政策的执行者，这难道我们不应该相信它吗？”汉弗莱拍拍他的肩膀，发表了以上令人深思的话语。弹幕默默总结了一句话，“我和总路线一起摇摆。”这句话太凝炼了。汉弗莱就是这样做事的，就是这样为人的。
到这里，我实在忍不住想起据今两千多年的一个画面。
屈原既放，游于江潭，行吟泽畔，颜色憔悴，形容枯槁。渔父见而问之曰：“子非三闾大夫与？何故至于斯？”屈原曰：“举世皆浊我独清，众人皆醉我独醒，是以见放。”
渔父曰：“圣人不凝滞于物，而能与世推移。世人皆浊，何不淈其泥而扬其波？众人皆醉，何不餔其糟而歠其醨？何故深思高举，自令放为？”
屈原曰：“吾闻之，新沐者必弹冠，新浴者必振衣；安能以身之察察，受物之汶汶者乎？宁赴湘流，葬于江鱼之腹中。安能以皓皓之白，而蒙世俗之尘埃乎？”
渔父莞尔而笑，鼓枻而去，乃歌曰：“沧浪之水清兮，可以濯吾缨；沧浪之水浊兮，可以濯吾足。”遂去，不复与言。
“世道如此，为什么不随波逐流呢？”汉弗莱好像就是渔夫本夫。“举世皆浊我独清，众人皆醉我独醒。”哈克好像就是屈原的一丝魂魄。他们上演着一出主题永恒不变的戏，这些哲思在不同的时代不断被唤醒。
到这里，我终于可以发出我的号召了。这同样会是我在人生路上的选择。我要凭良心做事。无论那个方向是多么诱人。我要凭良心做事。要问为何？答案早就给出了
“没有人是自成一体
与世隔绝的孤岛
每个人的死亡都是我的哀伤，
所以，
不要问丧钟为谁而鸣，
丧钟为你而鸣！”
“事物是普遍联系的。”这一句话，有很多不同的理解。汉弗莱提到此语，主要是给自己的黄金法则作论证。在他这个踏足政坛三十余载的官僚眼中，事物的普遍联系性主要应用在“多一事不如少一事”，烂疮疤揭开后整个体制的崩溃或许就会接踵而至。稳定，长远，才是汉弗莱们的行事准则。但试着把这句话换一个语境吧，二战后的世界。你跑到街上随机找一个有点政治知识的民众，问问ta经历战争后的感想，ta极有可能从一副愁云惨淡的样子到破口大骂“去他爹的绥靖政策！”绥靖政策，“恶魔在长大，他们在姑息。”是西方政治史上极其有名的政策，它的放任纵容，它的闭声默许，是把人们推入又一场战争的重要原因。但是这样看似利于自己发展的道路真的好走吗？不把捷克斯洛伐克当回事，玩得一手好大国政治，割地赂秦。本质上就是只在乎自己国家的利益，但毛选里那句话说得好啊，要把朋友搞得很多。英国这短视的一步棋，成功地把自己与盟友割席，以为能获得安息，实则竖起败旗。所以，在这个语境下，汉弗莱的做法不再行之有效了吧。有一说一，人类命运共同体提得真不赖。（此原理又可以追溯至蝴蝶效应，实在是巧妙）
“没有人是自成一体
与世隔绝的孤岛
每个人的死亡都是我的哀伤，
所以，
不要问丧钟为谁而鸣，
丧钟为你而鸣！”
是啊，事物的确是普遍联系的。
3 ) 你可能不知道的Yes, Minister
搬运自 imdb The writers had advisors who had worked within the government and many of the stories were based on real situations. For example, in Yes Minister: The Moral Dimension (1982) they go to an arab state where alcohol is not allowed and so they set up a "communications room" in the embassy where they keep a stash of booze so they could slip out and have a drink. This really happened.
A great fan of the series, Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher (as she then was) wrote a sketch for the show with press secretary Bernard Ingham which was recorded and aired as part of the 1984 National Viewers and Listeners Awards. The sketch featured Paul Eddington and Nigel Hawthorne, both of whom are talking to the Prime Minister (played by Thatcher herself) about her notion to abolish economists. The role of James Hacker was written with Paul Eddington in mind. Only three episodes in the series - Yes Minister: The Economy Drive (1980); Yes Minister: Big Brother (1980); and Yes Minister: The Right to Know (1980) - did not end with the phrase "Yes Minister." Paul Eddington, Nigel Hawthorne and Derek Fowlds all hated having to record the show in front of a studio audience (as was the convention for television sitcoms at the time) due to the distraction and often having to pause for audience laughter to die down. Screenwriters Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn avoided all references that could indicate Hacker's political party, though Lynn later admitted they had always imagined him as a centre minded Conservative.
Ronnie Hazlehurst's theme-tune is composed around the chimes of Big Ben at the Palace of Westminster. The British Film Institute (BFI) named this as one of the top ten television programmes of all time.
4 ) 看到好笑的就写下来
Three articles of Civil Service: it takes longer to do things quickly; it is more expensive to do them cheaply; it is more democratic to do them in secret
Civil servants are grown like oak trees, not mustard and cress.
A: tell him the unions won't wear it.
B: but they like it!
A: that's beside the point.
A: well, if I might suggest...that we be realistic about this.
B: by realistic, you mean drop the whole scheme?
A: oh, dear me, no! but perhaps, a pause to re-group, allow us to reassess the situation and discuss alternative strategies? a space of time for mature reflection and deliberation?
B: ...yes you mean drop the whole scheme.
A: you are not saying that government the Britain is important?
B: no! it is very important! it's just that I haven't met anyone who's doing it!
A: in the past all local government reforms rebound on us. whenever anybody finds a way of saving money or cutting staff in local government, you find it works for Whitehall just as well!
B: yes, but local government is extravagant, overstaffed, incompetent, whereas we...Σ( ° △ °|||)︴
A：╮(￣▽￣")╭
A: if he does need something to keep him busy, you know what to do? get him to look into civil defense.
B: Civil defense? you mean fallout shelters?o(*≧▽≦)ツ
A: yes, government long ago decided that civil defense was not a serious issue.
B: oh, merely a desperate one!o(*≧▽≦)ツ
A: and it is best left to those whose incompetence can be relied upon.
B: local authorities!o(*≧▽≦)ツ
A: people of local government are either self-centered busy bodies on an ego trip and the other half do it for what they can get out of it.
B: perhaps they ought to be in the House of Commons.
A: where did you get the idea for this dangerous nonsense?!!!
B: from someone...in the department.
A: minister! I have warned you before about the danger of speaking to people in the department! I implore you to stay out of the minefield of local government. it is a political graveyard.
C: excuse me, sir Humphrey, but you cannot have a graveyard in a minefield, because all the corpses would....powwwwww!
A: if local authorities don't send us statistics that we asked for, then the government figures will be a nonsense.
B: why?
A: they'll be incomplete!
B: but government figures are a nonsense anyway.
C: I think A wants to ensure they are complete nonsense.
If the minister is restless, he can feed the ducks in St Jame's Park!
Obviously I'm not a trained lawyer or I wouldn't have been in charge of the Legal Unit!!
Minister: Non-event?
Humphrey: Oh, a brilliant triumph for you of course, minister.
Minister: hmmm.
Humphrey: which is why it's a futile non-event for the press.
A: it's perfectly all right, as long as nobody knows.
B: shouldn't we tell minister?
A: certainly not!
B: but if everybody knows!
A: everybody else. we do not let a minister know what everybody else knows.
A: I can't believe it! are you saying that winning at corruption is government policy?
B: no, no! minister! It could never be government policy! that is unthinkable! ......only government practice...╮(￣▽￣")╭
A: Everything wrong is not having an integrated policy.
B: But we did have a policy before.
A: Did we?
B: Yes, it was our policy not to have a policy.
The ship of state is the only ship that leaks from the top!
5 ) S03E06
看别的集的时候忍俊不禁，到第六集只觉得悲哀，没有继续看下一集而是来回三遍。
Humphrey在任职30年内服务了十一届政府，态度不断变化，对共同市场先反对后支持，从支持国营到私营，从支持死刑到支持废除死刑，认同凯恩斯主义和弗里德曼主义。不是因为他得出了道理，年纪越大，认为的越是对的，而是因为他通过公务员体系成为了既得利益者。正如素质教育的最大支持者是教师群体，废除死刑的最大得益者是律师。
“道德只有对与错，没有小错与大错。政府追求的并非是道德，而是稳定：社会正常运转、预防混乱、阻止分裂、屹立不倒，政府无关善与恶，只关乎治与乱。”
Hacker对着汉妃信誓旦旦的言论不会反驳，只好气急败坏地无力诅咒一句：“你会下地狱。”Humphrey调侃你什么时候有神学倾向了？
有弹幕认为Humphrey所言极是。实际上他说的并不是对的，而是那些懦弱无能的人借一部政治剧传达出的右派观点来合理化自己失败的藉口。一个社会中“稳定”与“善”并非不能并存。只追求万岁万岁万万岁的稳定，而不讲民众心中的道德，那是专制社会。
Hacker的确平庸而无能，但那个时间段是想过宁愿辞职也要说出真相的，回家后在沙发上借酒消愁，暗示了理想主义的落幕。但最后首相选举，他最后一点良心也没有了。
6 ) 走管理路线怎么可以少了经典素材积累
1. The three articles of civil service faith: it takes longer to do things quickly; it's more expensive to do them cheaply; it's more democratic to do them in secret.
2. 阿拉伯之旅答记者问也是模板，以守为攻不然都快被pua到忘了minister这个位置也不是随便什么阿猫阿狗能爬上来的
Do come in.
Sit down, Jenny.
I may call you Jenny, may I not?
- If you like.
- Now, what seems to be the trouble? Two things.Both of them rather worrying to the public.The first is a story that was in the French press.It's about corruption in BES
- getting the Kumrani contract.
- Complete nonsense!
- They quoted reports of payments to officials.Really, this is absolutely typical.A British company slogs its guts out to win orders, create jobs! What does it get from the media? A smear campaign! - If they won by bribery
- There was no bribery.I had a full inquiry.
- All these payments have been identified.
- What as?
- Commission fees, administrative overheads.
- Operative costs, managerial surcharges.Expenses, miscellaneous outgoings.We have looked into every brown envelope every every account book and everything is completely in order.
- I see.
- May I say one thing? Allegations of this nature are symptomatic of a very sick society for which the media shares the blame!
- The media?
- Why are you putting thousands of jobs at risk? I'll call on the Press Council to censure the press for its lack of professionalism in running this story.The Council and the House of Commons must be concerned about the standards which have applied in this disgraceful matter.Pressure will be brought to bear to make sure that this gutter press reporting is not repeated.I see.Ahem.Well, there is this other question.It's about the rosewater jar apparently presented to you in Kumran.
- Yes?
- I saw it in your flat, actually.
- Yes, we're keeping it there, temporarily.
- Temporarily?
- Yes, it's very valuable.
- Mrs Hacker said it was an imitation.Burglars, girl, burglars! And you've gossip! That's until we can get rid of it.
- Get rid of it?
- I'll present it to our local museum this weekend.I can't hold onto it, you know.It's government property.Now what was your question? No er that's all right, actually.Um I No, no, no, that's fine.
- Nothing more?
- No, no, that's all.Well, good of you to drop in.
- Thank you, Minister.
- Goodbye, Jenny.
除了关于性别问题的那集笑不出来外 其他还是好好笑啊:D
完美的“大臣奋斗三部曲”，从第一季刚进内阁不了解情况、被秘书玩弄于股掌之间，到第二季熟悉规则、有时还利用秘书反击一下，这第三季算是修得圆满、与秘书配合默契并同化了，互相掩护、打官腔也熟练不少、对官僚运作机制了解颇深。而私人秘书伯纳虽然也适应了两面派生活，但经常抛书袋，没多少长进。
第一集的女权问题放到三十年后的今天也是最常被谈论的话题，而在1900的精讲里，弹幕里男人的反驳和跳脚和坐在会议室里的英国老白男如出一辙，感觉什么都没有变，什么都没有解决，哪有什么矫枉过正，争取权利就是进十退九。
三星半。特别篇的条目找不到了及写在这儿吧~ jim还是成功上位了啊！！ 经过了这么多事儿你说jim真什么都不知道吗？真傻吗？切~凭我的智商反正是做不到他这个程度~最后游说竞选人的部分赶脚jim超有范儿啊~干脆利落！等着你呦PM~
打岔的艺术、下套的艺术、扯皮的艺术、装傻的艺术、捅娄子的艺术、补锅的艺术……
这剧本，这表演，这从句套从句套从句套从句的表达。。。= = 三位主演两位已逝，只有Bernard一人看新版YM是如何糟蹋经典的。
可能是这辈子看到的最好的剧了吧
一集一集看下来真的是非常过瘾，而且越陷越深...所谓神剧和经典的确有它的魔力，如今很火的《House of cards》一集就看不下去了，感谢这部剧，让我一个政治盲得到了启蒙。无可救药的爱上这部剧了，不因为它到底有多搞笑，而是看着它就给人很惬意温馨的感觉。三个人都好可爱，特别是Bernard好萌！！！2021.9二刷，大概从第三集开始非常赞了！
第七集绝了，民膏民脂供有权有势的人享乐
笑死了笑死了，必须起身鼓掌送给这群老头，真是太有趣了，好高端漂亮的英文词汇句子啊。恭喜haker成为了10号!!!!!!9.8分!!!果然是神剧
1.女性主义；2. 精简冗余公务员、民防工程与“领导先躲”&媒体“自由” 3. 打压高效地方政府&掩盖历史失责档案 4. 公务员蹭出国&外贸行贿订单&公务员家属受贿；5. 陆运空运铁路-公共交通；6.军火与恐怖分子&道德真空；7.花大部分老百姓的税补贴少数精英趣味（歌剧院音乐厅美术馆等）还是大部分老百姓的平民娱乐
minister想把Bernard当弃子给扔掉的时候我可伤心了！！！(╬￣皿￣)凸虽然Bernard总是墙头草两边倒，可是人家总是尽力帮助minister你呢！！怎么还不如humpy对Bernard 呢！(╬￣皿￣)凸还好最好Bernard的事情被压下来了！
太机智了！连Bernard半真半假的回答都闪耀着智慧的光芒！嘤~
這一季的服裝很不錯。Humpy往事被揭露簡直太經典，Bernard充分發掘了自己的潛力，Hacker的學習成果得到了導師的肯定XD
这后面几集伯纳德戏份越来越多，也越来越智慧了，不过伯纳德衰老得好快！汉弗莱确实魅力四射虽说并不是啥善人。最后哈克给伯纳德升官，汉弗莱不高兴，估计是觉得他俩关系太近了吧。
都是些道德中空的人，不过因为自己的良心而否定他人的道德未免太过了，所以我们要做的事是什么也不理，做自己职责内的事罢了PS难得有三人“合作”简直不是棒字了得，开始喜欢狡诈却明智的Humphey了，大臣真的很萌
圣诞特别篇真是首尾呼应的典范，既呼应了本集开头给Bernard的surprise，也呼应了本剧第一季第一集的phone jitters. 只是首相突然提早离职的安排也太奇怪了。
期待唐宁街10号再见~以后碰到说话绕弯的人就这么问"You're not related to Sir Humphrey Appleby by any chance?" 另外，Bernard越来越可爱了~
《THE WHISKY PRIEST》这一集系列最佳，以前看的话我应会流泪。
在遇见这剧之前我从来不知道世界上居然拍这种题材能有这么个拍法的(以前更加孤陋寡闻嗯），人物塑造各种对话单独挑哪里出来都是一等一的赞，萌爆了的剧（等等