摩登家庭 第四季

4-7 海莉醉酒袭警被拘留。菲尔一路上都在念经过的华夫饼店而克莱尔理都不理他，海莉觉得自己没有错而且是受害者，向来是唱白脸的好父亲菲尔又饿又困难得爆发训了她一顿，克莱尔这才又惊又喜的说去给他买华夫饼哈哈哈 4-10克莱尔和卡梅隆为了棒球赛修建棒球场。他们发现棒球场附近有一栋旧房子在出售，想买下来翻修再高价倒卖出去，菲尔和米奇尔明里暗里不同意，觉得他们做不来这事。后来棒球场修好了，做的出乎意料的规整！(克莱尔和卡梅隆，一个是婚前事业有成的酒店管理，一个是全能的老师)菲尔说“这就是婚姻的可笑之处。你爱上了一个不一般的人，随着长时间的相处，慢慢地只看得见对方平凡的样子。”That's the funny thing about marriage.You fall in love with this extraordinary person,and over time,they begins to seem ordinary.

珍惜身边人。 4-12 菲尔没收了海莉的工资作家用，海莉为了气父母找了个牛仔裤大叔约会。一开始克莱尔很生气菲尔却很开心的穿上新牛仔裤。但是当夫妻俩看到海莉跟大叔接吻的时候，菲尔不淡定了，而克莱尔却想到自己曾经也是这样气老爹的，只要强装无所谓女儿自然会跟大叔分手还会恶心到自己。最后海莉吹牛逼说要去很远的地方吃饭还要开房，克莱尔假装支持她还让菲尔给她信用卡。海莉乘坐的电梯门关了后，菲尔大爆发把克莱尔骂的狗血淋头说她判断力一直有问题，然后冲进另一部电梯。没想到海莉真的如克莱尔意料的返回来了。

👧“你们怎么可以就让我跟着他走了呢？”

👩“那不是你想要的吗？宝贝”

👧“怎么回事啊？自从我退学你们就表现得很奇怪！”

👩“讲清楚，你不是退学，你是被开除了”

👧“你们总是要提到这事，尤其是爸爸”

👩“宝贝，你爸..”正准备解释

👧“你不用说他怎么想的了！我让他很失望！我每天都能从他的脸上看到，就好像不希望我在他身边了”

自从海莉大学退学后，在家面对父母的时候就有心理负担。(这点深有同感，刚出社会时辛辛苦苦工资也不多还被要求交家用，多少会有点怨言。)一时之间好像家里人都不想要她留在家里了，尤其是父亲对她的冷漠和严厉，更让她难受。

突然菲尔返回来了..他没注意到海莉也回来了

👨“给我停车票”

👩“菲尔..”

👨“我得去追回她，你老爹或许可以做到无视，但我做不到，那是我的小姑娘！这个地球上没有哪个男人配得上她，更别提一个谄媚的卖牛仔裤的大叔！”

嗷！海莉一脸震惊然后冲上去抱住菲尔

👨“咋回事？”

👩“Just enjoy it.”

😭😭

4-13老爸和三姐弟的social problem 评论说是致敬教父 毛绒斑马头🐴也太逗了

4-16 宝宝👶的头发被剪残了，一家人疯狂甩锅，居然最后甩在了老爹身上哈哈哈，一个个向自己的左边看→_→

4-17 莉莉和她爸爸女性朋友的对话，超可爱哈哈哈 -抱歉没让你来婚礼 -没事，我下次去就好 小白眼翻得溜

4-18 卢克真是多才多艺哈哈哈 除了学习其他都优秀哈哈哈 结尾教小舅打球的迷之教程笑死 想起之前还变相的教格洛莉娅单车哈哈哈

This is a lighter. It belonged to my favorite actor Paul Newman. One day, he came to the restaurant where I was waitressing and accidentally left behind. For the first time in my life, I did something I wasn’t supposed to and slipped it into my pocket. One of the customer saw and said “Don’t worry. Your secret is safe with me.” That customer turned out to be the love of my life, your grandfather.

So, my Alex, who I love so dearly, who is probably too much like me for her own good, every once in a while, don’t be afraid to break the rules. You never know what can happen.

That's the funny thing about marriage, you fall in love with this extraordinary person, and over time they begin to seem ordinary. There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange, mixed affair we call life. when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke. Though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns. And more than suspects that the joke is nobody's expense but his own. She was always doing crazy stuff like this going out of her way to take care of us.I coughed on the phone once and she overnighted me soup. When I wanted to learn how to ski, she knit me a sweater.When I wanted to be a marine biologist, she knit me a sweater with a whale on it. This is a lighter. It belonged to my favorite actor, Paul Newman. One day, he came into the restaurant where I was waitressing and accidentally left it behind.For the first time in my life, I did something I wasn't supposed to and slipped it into my pocket.One of the customers saw and said, "don't worry, your secret's safe with me."That customer turned out to be the love of my life, your grandfather.So my Alex, who I love so dearly, who's probably too much like me for her own good. Every once in a while, don't be afraid to break the rules.You never know what can happen.

-Jay，Do you have some time today? We need to go and pick out a stroller. -Just get whatever you want.I mean, it's what you're gonna do anyway. -What i want is the husband who likes to go shopping for a dollar with me. -If you have a husband who liked picking out strollers,you wouldn't be having a baby. ..... -Manny:So who wants to come with me to the spoken word festival this evening?I only have two tickets，so somebody's gonna be disappointed. -Jay:I think it's gonna be you.